🐽 StartPigsty™ – The Swine Directive

Coming this June in the misty heights of Koli: StartPigsty™ – The Swine Directive.

A snout-filled stench is rising... and it smells like plot.

A muddy, magnificent satire about what happens when pigs meet policy.

In the beginning, there was peace.
The pigs were fed, the sty was solid, and people knew what mattered — like coffee, routine, and minding your own business.

Then came the development strategy.

And with it:
✨ External consultants
📝 Unreadable reports
🚐 Tour buses with hashtags
🧻 And toilets no one dared fix anymore.

As the pigs starve and the owners lose control, the mud turns into a metaphor — and a literal mess.
And just when you think the worst is over, a black car arrives...

StartPigsty™ is a razor-sharp satire on modern management, tourism, rural exploitation and the eternal mystery of who exactly asked for this?

If you’ve ever sat through a workshop that solved nothing, or seen a place branded into ruin — this book is for you.

We are celebrating this new oinking effort in Koli, Finland!

🐷 “Possibly not good to go there next.” – whispered a voice in the wind…

Nevertheless, mark your calendars. Or don’t. The pigs will be there either way.